According to my mom, one does not have to use a whole roll of toilet paper to blow his nose. What does she know?
Also - toilet paper will not free you when you are stuck in a basket. Again, what does Mom know?
I finally got to be a ring bearer after being sick for Seth's wedding. I smiled the whole way down the aisle, pausing only a little to fret about the mess the flower girls were making. Then when I got to the end, Uncle David had animal cookies for me. I threw my pillow and ran up to get my reward.
I then spent the rest of the ceremony eating my cookies and dancing for my mom.